To clarify the book tour

The directions on the last post were not for us. They were a sample of someone else's book tour. I wanted to do something similar and posted her directions so you could get a sense of what a book tour is. That is NOT our book or our date (as someone pointed out, how can I read a book by April 11th when it is April 17th already?). We have 3 people interested in the book tour so far. C'mon guys, you can read a book in 6 weeks!